For here or To go

Time to pay for my Subway order…Cashiers normal question “for here or to go”

My response “for here and to go”

‘Cashier raises eyebrows’

Well ummm there’s no way I can finish a foot long sandwich…so what I’m not able to finish for here…… I’ll take to go…. Duuuh lol

The simplest conversation replaying through my mind cracks me up.